How to break up with someone

• You: Your ex is attractive.
• Partner: Which one?
• You: ME.
• You: BYEEEE

squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

(via nelzarama)

menluda:

When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”

(via sweetthingsneverlast)

ttheakaviani:

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts?

(Source: circumcising, via apatheticsalma)

hateruess:

yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.

(via imblue-whoareyou)